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Are You Toying With The Wife?

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A husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. and she goes ballistic.

“You impotent old bastard! How could you lie to me all these years?”

Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, “I’ll explain the toy, you explain the kids…..”
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