tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6384241234978078402024-03-19T18:35:53.967+10:00Oz ComedyOz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.comBlogger139125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-41127829341250616352013-07-28T11:36:00.000+10:002013-07-28T11:36:13.612+10:00He Might Want Some Sauce As Well!<span style="color: white;">.
</span><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Good morning," said the young man."If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning." </span><br />
<span style="color: white;">. </span>Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-55512634858217487082013-05-12T18:58:00.001+10:002013-05-12T18:58:48.596+10:00Assorted Jokes!
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Did you hear
about the fat, alcoholic transvestite - All he wanted to do was eat, drink and
be Mary.</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">---</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Since the
snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any
worse, I'll have to let her in.</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">---</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I've been
charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only
intended to rough him up a bit.</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">---</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Just had my
water bill of £175 drop on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole
African village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think.</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">---</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Two women
called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said </span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">white they
gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes. I think they
were those Hovis Witnesses.</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">---</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Seven
wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested
positive for WD40.</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">---</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A mummy
covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe
it may be Pharaoh Roche.</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">---</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">IT’S A
BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT’S A BOY" And with
tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!!!</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">---</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">In the first
few days of the Olympics the light fingered athlete’s took gold, silver, bronze,
copper & lead.</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">---</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sailing
results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a Middle aged
couple from Weymouth</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">--- </span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A boy asks
his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?' Granny replies,
bugger the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">---</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Little Billy
asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy
comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?' Dad looks horrified and
tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in
amazement. Dad says, 'So what were you watching?' Billy says, ' Wimbledon
.....'</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">---</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">An elderly
couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says
to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?' He
replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">---</span></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<span style="color: white;">. </span></div>
Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-13065451912653124612013-03-29T12:45:00.000+10:002013-03-29T12:45:40.496+10:00The Difference.......<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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<br />
John Howard, Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.<br />
<br />
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 15 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes a cheque.<br />
<br />
Obama calls the US and talks for an hour. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 4 million dollars, so he writes a cheque.<br />
<br />
Finally John Howard gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 20 cents. Howard just smiles.<br />
<br />
Obama and Putin go ballistic, and ask the devil why Howard got to call Australia for only 20 cents??
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Julia Gillard took over, the whole country has gone to hell. It's a local call."
<span style="color: white;">.</span><br />
<br />Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-42433644554120288132012-08-07T21:56:00.001+10:002012-08-07T21:56:23.646+10:00Bacon Stonehenge<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-57836285519165078482012-07-30T22:03:00.000+10:002012-07-30T22:03:49.405+10:00Don't Be Any Rasher Than You Must<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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Bob Hill and his new wife Betty Hill were vacationing in
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As it happens, near Transylvania .<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. </div>
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Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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The car swerves and smashes into a tree.</div>
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Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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A minute passes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A
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Bob immediately blurts, "Hello My name is Bob Hill and
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Can I please use your phone?"</div>
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My master is a doctor; come in and I will get him!" Bob
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An older man comes down the stairs. </div>
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"I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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Igor, bring them down to the laboratory." </div>
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Igor places Betty on a table in the lab.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion."<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. </div>
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Bob Hill<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>and Betty
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The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div>
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Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which
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He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody
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His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on
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Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the
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<br /></div>
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He bursts in and shouts to his master: </div>
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"Master, Master! ..... </div>
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The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"</div>
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<span style="color: white;">. </span></div>Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-46274238571150683592012-06-17T16:42:00.001+10:002012-06-17T16:42:37.591+10:00Breast Milk Is Good For You<span style="color: white;">. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">How much calcium can you get from sucking on a nipple? </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Apparently enough to grow a bone!</span><br />
<span style="color: white;">. </span>Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-51520412609283026662012-05-27T11:16:00.000+10:002012-05-27T11:18:12.534+10:00Jings!<div style="color: white;">
. </div>
<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgow, worried about her husband's temper and threatening manner.<br /><br />The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet?<br /><br />The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to do. Every time ma hubbie comes home pished, he threatens to slap me aroon'."<br /><br />The Doctor says: "Aye, well... I have a real good cure for that. When your husband arrives home intoxicated, just take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep."<br /><br />Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. She says: "Doctor that was effin brilliant! Evrae time ma hubbie came home pished, I swished with water. I swished an' swished, and he didnae touch me even once!<br /><br />Tell me Doc...wha's the secret? How does the water do that?"<br /><br />The Doctor says: "Janet hen, it's really nae big secret. The water does bugger all - it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..."<br /><span style="color: white;">.</span></span></div>Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-42814074682342318862012-05-16T21:40:00.000+10:002012-05-16T21:40:08.438+10:00And What's In A Name?<span style="color: white;">.</span><br />
A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a mostly deserted beach on the NSW coast.
She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the
sand near hers and began reading a book.<br />
<br />
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.<br />
<br />
"How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.<br />
<br />
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.<br />
<br />
"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.<br />
<br />
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely", she countered.<br />
<br />
"Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes, I live over the mountain," he answered, and again he resumed reading.<br />
<br />
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?"<br />
<br />
With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.<br />
<br />
When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"<br />
<br />
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"<br />
<div style="color: white;">
.</div>Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-25511877681655878972012-05-13T13:48:00.000+10:002012-05-13T13:50:39.769+10:00Watching Your Health<span style="color: white; font-size: large;">.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">The Doctor looked me squarely in the eye. "You seriously need to reduce your alcohol intake or you'll ruin what's left of your liver completely." </span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: large;">"That's bull, Doc," I replied. "You always say that when it's your round. Get the beers in, you tight arse."</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: white;">. </span></span>Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-34257938863201266972012-05-09T18:05:00.002+10:002012-05-09T18:11:18.185+10:00The Pleasure Is All Hers<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">One
day, a mum was cleaning her son's room and in the closet she found a
bondage-S&M magazine. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">This was highly upsetting for her. She showed it to her husband. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">She finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?"<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">The dad looked at her and said, "Well whatever you do, don't spank him!"</span></span></div>
<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}"><span style="color: white;">. </span></span>Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-30520606670935290262012-04-28T07:58:00.002+10:002012-04-28T08:00:29.415+10:00Who Has Drugs?<div style="color: white;">
<span style="font-size: large;">.</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">Yesterday I was stopped in the street by a policeman and his dog. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I questioned him why he had stopped me and his reply was that his dog told him i was in possession of drugs. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"I'm in possession of drugs? I'm not the one with a dog that speaks!" was my reply.</span><br />
<span style="color: white;">. </span>Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-45019486666378272012012-04-14T10:51:00.000+10:002012-04-14T10:52:42.177+10:00I Like Bees<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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<br />Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-68986527461558731452012-03-23T22:15:00.000+10:002012-03-23T22:18:19.760+10:00Shocking! (Or Is It ReVOLTing!)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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<br />Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-33205336338284374062012-03-17T12:58:00.002+10:002012-03-17T12:58:34.171+10:00Cop That!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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<br />Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-42569460055147409092012-03-12T18:04:00.000+10:002012-03-12T18:07:51.594+10:00Why You Don't Use Your Phone In The Quite Carriage<div style="color: white;">
<span style="font-size: large;">.</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">After a busy day she settled down on her train from
Central for a nap as far as her destination at Gosford when the chap sitting opposite
her hauled out his mobile and started up:-</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: large;">"Hi darling it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not
the 4.30 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that floozy from the typing
pool, with the boss, no darling you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure,
cross my heart" etc., etc.</span><br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: large;">This was still going on at Hornsby, when the
young woman opposite, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice, "Hey,
Peter, turn that bloody phone off and come back to bed!!" </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: white;">. </span></span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 12pt;"><span style="color: white;"><span style="font-size: large;">.</span> </span></span></b></div>Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-638424123497807840.post-72709916148319826932012-03-04T12:35:00.000+10:002012-03-04T12:35:05.213+10:00The Gym<div style="color: white;">
.</div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">It provides me with everything I need - Kit Kat's, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot.</span></div>
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<br /></div>
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</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks
around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty
nice car, all right... but I’ll stick with my Moped!”</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
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</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show
the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
speedometer reads 160 mph.</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror, it seems to be getting closer!</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH!</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Something whips by him going much faster!</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
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<br /></div>
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</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">“What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?” the
doctor asks himself.</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari
up to 250 mph.</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the Moped!</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<br /></div>
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</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it
more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph and he’s feeling pretty good until he
looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas
pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him
again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do!</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
demolishing the rear end.</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man
is still alive.</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, “I’m a doctor... Is there anything I can do for you?”</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<br /></div>
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</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">The old man whispers,</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<br /></div>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
</span></span><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: large;">“Unhook my braces from your side view mirror”<span style="color: white;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: white;">.</span></span></div>Oz Comedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11367623739117437441noreply@blogger.com0