Queensland - The Smart State
Builder of the year 2009
A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: "Are you sure you used the right password?"
Customer: "Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it."
Helpdesk: "Can you tell me what the password is?"
Customer: "Five stars."
Helpdesk: "What antivirus program do you use?"
Customer: "Netscape."
Helpdesk: "That's not an antivirus program."
Customer: "Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer."
Helpdesk: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'm writing my first e-mail."
Helpdesk: "OK, and, what seems to be the problem?"
Customer: "Well, I have the letter 'a', but how do I get the circle around it?"
Helpdesk: "What kind of computer do you have?"
Female customer: "A white one..."
"Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it..."
Helpdesk: "What's on your monitor now, ma'am?"
Customer: "A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket."
Helpdesk: "And now hit F8."
Customer: "It's not working."
Helpdesk: "What did you do, exactly?"
Customer: "I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening..."
Helpdesk: "Your password is the small letter 'a' as in 'apple', a capital letter 'V' as in 'Victor', and the number 7.
Customer: "Is that 7 in capital letters?"
A young blonde woman in
She went down to the bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the Bridge crying.
He took pity on her and said 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, 'I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy.'
The girl nodded yes. 'After all, what do I have to lose?'
Perhaps a fresh start in
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. ‘What are you doing here?' the captain asked.
'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors, who's stowed me away' she explained 'I get food and free passage to
''He certainly is,' the captain said. 'This is the Manly Ferry. '