A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meagre looking group of farmers.
''Yes?'' she inquires with a knowing smile, ''can I help you?''
''I was wondering,'' whispers the old biker, ''are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
''Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am".
The old biker looks her up and down and replies,''Well wash your hands real good ‘cause I want a cheeseburger."
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