Dear Diary

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.

Our local Women's Guild decided on this "all-girls" trip.

It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful.

Saw whales and dolphins.

Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today.

Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.

Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.

Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino.

Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.

Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.

He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.

Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today.

Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day.

Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.

Really is quite charming.

Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.

Again I declined.

He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 1600 lives.

Twice.
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