Oz Comedy

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Bumper sticker seen on an Austin Mini:
The parts falling from this car are of the finest British workmanship.

In front of a church:
Remember, Detroit is not the only place that the Maker can recall his product.

Bumper sticker seen on a stealth bomber:
If you can read this, then we wasted 50 billion bucks.

Classified Ad:
Nordic Track $300
Hardly Used
Call Chubbie

On the side of a truck:
Bill's Septic Cleaning
We Haul American Made Products

On a bumper sticker:
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

In a newspaper ad for a used car dealer:
Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

Seen on a bumper sticker:
Forget about World Peace ... Visualize using your turn signal!

Classified Ad:
Free Puppies:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel-
1/2 Sneaky Neighbour's Dog.
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