March 12, 2012

Why You Don't Use Your Phone In The Quite Carriage

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After a busy day she settled down on her train from Central for a nap as far as her destination at Gosford when the chap sitting opposite her hauled out his mobile and started up:-

"Hi darling it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not the 4.30 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that floozy from the typing pool, with the boss, no darling you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.

This was still going on at Hornsby, when the young woman opposite, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice, "Hey, Peter, turn that bloody phone off and come back to bed!!" 
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